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Roger Goodell frantically searching for Ashton Kutcher

NEW YORK -- Roger Goodell was spotted late Tuesday anxiously roving the halls of NFL headquarters, screaming "Where the hell is Ashton?!" over and over, after the NFL commissioner revealed [continue reading...]

Posted on February 18th, 2009

Giants surprisingly unsympathetic to lower-seed teams

NEW YORK, NY—In a rather puzzling and unexpected turn of events, the members of the New York Giants, most only one year removed from their improbable victory over the previously-unbeaten [continue reading...]

Posted on January 22nd, 2009

Furious Archie Manning sends loser sons to bed without dinner

OXFORD, MS—Recalling that his boys had promised “never to come home again without a Super Bowl championship” and saying that he had “never heard of such appalling underachievement”, an infuriated [continue reading...]

Posted on January 19th, 2009

Local man not really interested in trading places with Donovan McNabb

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- As the Philadelphia Eagles were sewing up their victory over the New York Giants, Simon Humphries noted that it must be nice to be Donovan McNabb. "I was [continue reading...]

Posted on January 14th, 2009

2008 Top 20, #3: Petty to just play Guitar Hero III for Super Bowl halftime

SSNN is presenting its top 20 posts from 2008 in order. Enjoy! GLENDALE, AZ -- This is not your father's Super Bowl. Instead of rehearsing an elaborate stage show – complete with [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

2007 Top 20, #7: Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on December 30th, 2008

“Plaxico” facing serious decline as a baby name

NEW YORK, NY -- An exclusive SSNN report has revealed that the popularity of "Plaxico" as a baby name is plummeting due to the recent shooting incident and other controversies [continue reading...]

Posted on December 13th, 2008

Plaxico attempts “shot therapy” to get back into lineup

NEW YORK, NY -- Plaxico Burress announced he's going to undergo a series of "shot therapy" treatments in hopes of getting himself back into the lineup for the New York [continue reading...]

Posted on December 1st, 2008

After studying rule book for entire second half, McNabb an expert on “free kicks”

BALTIMORE, MD -- Yesterday was not the best day of Donovan McNabb's career, as he was benched for the second half of the Eagles' 36-7 thrashing at the hands of [continue reading...]

Posted on November 24th, 2008

Burress was in DC last week helping on bailout plan

NEW YORK, NY and WASHINGTON, DC -- When Plaxico Burress received a week-long suspension from the New York Giants, he didn't pout. Instead, he did what champions do--he went to [continue reading...]

Posted on October 8th, 2008

Jeremy Shockey to miss 4-6 weeks with penis chapping

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- The New Orleans Saints revealed today that Jeremy Shockey will miss a month or more with hernia surgery, though sources close to the team report that [continue reading...]

Posted on September 23rd, 2008

Strahan stays retired, wants his check for $25 million ASAP

Strahan hopes to have his gap fixed using his new $25 million.

NEW YORK, NY -- New York Giants football officials were scrambling today to see if they really owed Michael Strahan $25 million after the retired defensive end turned down their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 27th, 2008

Confused Shockey thinks he was traded to the Dolphins

Shockey’s confusion may stem from the fact that he’s been wasted drunk since the Super Bowl.

MIAMI, FL -- A giddy Jeremy Shockey arrived in Florida hours ago, his head spinning with excitement at the prospect of joining the Miami Dolphins and performing again in the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 22nd, 2008

Entire NFL outsourced to Africa in cost-cutting move

NEW YORK, NY – Growing excitement stemming from the opening of training camps throughout the National Football League was overshadowed yesterday by the decidedly controversial decision to outsource the entire [continue reading...]

Posted on July 5th, 2008

Taylor offers to teach Parcells to dance

Imagine if that hottie was Bill Parcells… mmmm…

MIAMI, FL -- Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor has made the first move in trying to repair his relationship with Bill Parcells, Miami's new Executive Vice President of Football [continue reading...]

Posted on May 29th, 2008

Eli Manning still seething about MasterCard snub

NEW YORK, NY -- Even though it's been three years, Eli Manning is still very upset with MasterCard over an unintentional snub, and is plotting his revenge against the company. [continue reading...]

Posted on February 26th, 2008

Miami parade to honor Giants, ‘72 Dolphins

MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Department of City Planning has announced that on Friday, February 8 at noon there will be a parade – formally the "Reebok Still Perfect Parade" [continue reading...]

Posted on February 6th, 2008

Brady missing Pro Bowl with unexpected bout of soreloseritus

BOSTON, MA -- In the wake of his team's dramatic Super Bowl XLII's loss, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced that he would not be journeying to Hawaii for [continue reading...]

Posted on February 6th, 2008

Dubya places misguided congratulatory call to Patriots

WASHINGTON D.C.- As George "Dubya" Bush limps towards the final stage of his presidency, he will face what is sure to be less-than-pleasant response from the New York Giant faithful. [continue reading...]

Posted on February 4th, 2008

Brady tired of beating Mannings

GLENDALE, AZ -- Tom Brady, usually unflappable leading up to important games, has shown uncharacteristic sensitivity to a number of issues as Super Bowl XLII approaches. In addition to admitting [continue reading...]

Posted on February 2nd, 2008