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Confused Shockey thinks he was traded to the Dolphins

Shockey’s confusion may stem from the fact that he’s been wasted drunk since the Super Bowl.

MIAMI, FL -- A giddy Jeremy Shockey arrived in Florida hours ago, his head spinning with excitement at the prospect of joining the Miami Dolphins and performing again in the [continue reading...]

Posted on July 22nd, 2008

Parcells swayed by 2010 sixth-rounder

Somehow Bill is scarier when he’s happy than when he’s throwing a temper tantrum.

MIAMI, FL -- "One man's throw-in is another man's treasure," said a visibly enthused Bill Parcells, reeling with excitement after obtaining a 2009 second round pick and a 2010 sixth [continue reading...]

Posted on July 21st, 2008

Kitna: Lions will end world hunger, global warming, wars

DETROIT, MI -- Last season, Lions quarterback Jon Kitna made a bold prediction his team couldn’t quite live up to. Now he expects even bigger things in Detroit in [continue reading...]

Posted on May 11th, 2008

Cowell receives surprising position at ESPN

BRISTOL, CT -- ESPN officials announced Saturday that brash American Idol judge Simon Cowell will be hired as the new Director of College Scouting for the network’s talent evaluation organization [continue reading...]

Posted on May 10th, 2008

Raiders determined not to let McFadden interfere with 2009 draft plans

McFadden will NOT get in the way of a top 2009 pick

OAKLAND, CA -- Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin told reporters today that first-round draft choice Darren McFadden will not be allowed to ruin the team's future plans by having a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 5th, 2008

Raiders can’t find Warren Sapp, are concerned

OAKLAND, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the retirement of Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, Raiders All-Pro defensive tackle Warren Sapp's announcement that he too was calling [continue reading...]

Posted on May 2nd, 2008

Chiefs’ GM arrested for drafting while intoxicated

Peterson was regretful after drafting drunk

KANSAS CITY, MO -- NFL fans around the league knew something had gone horribly awry when it was announced that the Kansas City Chiefs had selected punter Brian Ross from [continue reading...]

Posted on April 28th, 2008

Walker selected in fourth and seventh rounds of draft

Herschel was drafted twice this year…

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- More than twenty years has passed since Herschel Walker was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the fifth round of the 1985 NFL Draft. But [continue reading...]

Posted on April 28th, 2008

Mendenhall falls in draft after being blinded by Keyshawn Johnson’s outfit

Rashard Mendenhall

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Saturday's draft day was not what Rashard Mendenhall had expected. The Illinois running back's future – and career – are in question after he was severely [continue reading...]

Posted on April 27th, 2008

Jerry Angelo spotted buying USA Sports Weekly at 7-11

Angelo “bricked” on the date of the NFL draft

CHICAGO, IL -- Admitting that he "totally bricked on the date" and is "feeling a bit embarrassed right now," Jerry Angelo was seen early Saturday purchasing a USA Sports Weekly [continue reading...]

Posted on April 26th, 2008

Mock draft administrator clearly a virgin

NEW YORK, NY -- With the 2008 NFL draft only hours away, many questions remain unanswered: who will be the highest quarterback drafted? Will any teams trade their first round [continue reading...]

Posted on April 26th, 2008

Chris Long, Jake Long plan identity switcheroo at draft

These Longs don’t look alike. At all.

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- OT Jake Long of Michigan and DE Chris Long of Virginia, rumored to be the first two picks of this year's NFL Draft, are planning [continue reading...]

Posted on April 25th, 2008

Raiders have special plans for McFadden

Darren McFadden is not thrilled with the Raiders’ plans

OAKLAND, CA -- The Miami Dolphins surprised everyone Wednesday when they announced that the organization had come to terms with Michigan offensive tackle Jake Long, preemptively making the All-American the [continue reading...]

Posted on April 24th, 2008

Jake Long demands trade from Dolphins

Jake Long is none too pleased with being a Dolphin

MIAMI, FL -- Miami Dolphins tackle Jake Long is not happy, and wants out. According to reports received by SSNN, the Michigan product – expected to be the first pick [continue reading...]

Posted on April 23rd, 2008

Long eager to follow in father’s footsteps

Chris Long shows his acting face

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Chris Long has been preparing for this moment his whole life. Thought by many to be the top defensive prospect in the upcoming NFL draft, [continue reading...]

Posted on April 19th, 2008

Kiper, McShay to square off in MMA fight to settle draft beef

BRISTOL, CT -- Mel Kiper has been the pre-eminent voice of the NFL Draft for many years. He was the first of the so-called "draft experts" to hit the airwaves, [continue reading...]

Posted on April 3rd, 2008

Millen reveals Lions’ draft plans

DETROIT, MI -- After a somewhat disappointing 7-9 season, many Detroit Lions' fans are worried about the team's future. But team president Matt Millen addressed those concerns today in a [continue reading...]

Posted on March 11th, 2008

Spitzer resigns from office, declares for NFL draft

ALBANY, NY -- Elliot Spitzer has resigned from office as governor of the State of New York, and has declared himself eligible for the NFL draft, where he is expected [continue reading...]

Posted on March 10th, 2008

McFadden to forego draft, go straight to Hall

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- Former Arkansas running back Darren McFadden arrived in Indianapolis late Wednesday for the NFL Scouting Combine, presumably ready to flash the skills that have led many experts [continue reading...]

Posted on February 22nd, 2008

Williams to reporters: scoreboard, bite me

HOUSTON, TX -– It appears that Texans' defensive end Mario Williams is having the last laugh at the doubters and naysayers who questioned his selection as the first pick of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 19th, 2007

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