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Woman loses wedding ring in pocket when she meets James, Paul in Beijing

BEIJING, CHINA -- Days after Kerri Walsh performed brilliantly through the distraction of having lost her wedding ring as she and Misty May-Treanor chase Olympic gold for a second time, [continue reading...]

Posted on August 12th, 2008

1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team

Laettner will terrify opponents by making this awful face

BEIJING, CHINA -- With the Olympics already underway, the United States basketball team has made a surprise announcement – they are going to be joined by a member of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 10th, 2008

Nets fans disappointed about 2010-11 Finals loss

LeBron’s potential arrival is not encouraging to Nets fans.

BROOKLYN, NY -- With a handful of draft-day maneuvers that added youth and unloaded big contracts, the New Jersey Nets – soon to be the Brooklyn Nets – appear to [continue reading...]

Posted on July 9th, 2008

Changes in store for All-Star Game

Bud Selig’s face is stuck like this…

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After a wildly popular voting session that boasted an all-time high 20 million votes, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced today that there will be a [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

David Stern stunned to learn the Sonics are moving to Oklahoma City

NEW YORK, NY -- Everything was going fine for NBA commissioner David Stern on Sunday morning, until a weird turn of the internet ruined his day. "I was just scrolling through [continue reading...]

Posted on July 6th, 2008

Walton hospitalized following overdose on psychedelic albums

Walton, shown handling his psychedelic music – things did not go this well last night…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Hall of Fame basketball player and current NBA analyst Bill Walton was hospitalized late Monday night in what early reports are calling a psychedelic overdose. Walton's [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

The taste of ass causes Kobe to make this face…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not surprisingly – he's unhappy with his former teammate's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Jay-Z knocks out Vitale

You can’t knock the hustle…

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Dick Vitale is recovering today after having his jaw wired shut overnight, a byproduct of being punched in the face by Jay-Z following the NBA [continue reading...]

Posted on June 27th, 2008

O’Neal-for-Ford trade actually not a joke

JO is either shocked by the trade or indifferent towards basketball - could be either

TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA -- Despite early reports to the contrary, it now seems that the trade between the Toronto Raptors and Indiana Pacers involving Jermaine O'Neal and T.J. Ford is [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone

Shaq’s ass does not, in all likelihood, taste very good!

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]

Posted on June 25th, 2008

Reinsdorf on coach: “We’re still looking”

CHICAGO, IL -- At his weekly press conference on Wednesday, Bulls chairman Jerry Reinsdorf made some very interesting comments about the team's personnel on the eve of the NBA Draft. "Everything's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 25th, 2008

Olympic basketball team hoping Kidd will help avoid gold

Even Kidd is confused about why he’s on the US team

CHICAGO, IL -- Late Tuesday Olympic basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski announced that aging point guard Jason Kidd, last seen being roasted alive by Chris Paul in the NBA playoffs, [continue reading...]

Posted on June 19th, 2008

NBA announces hiring of WWE refs

Stern was not thrilled about this headlock, but partnered with WWE anyway

NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Following the exciting Finals series between the league's two most decorated franchises and the startling revelations by disgraced former referee Tim Donaghy, NBA Commissioner David [continue reading...]

Posted on June 19th, 2008

Pierce injures leg, unable to take out garbage

Pierce’s leg injury appears to be recurring

BOSTON, MA -- While Boston fans were celebrating their 17th NBA championship on Tuesday night, one of the key cogs from their latest championship squad was suffering déjà vu. Mere [continue reading...]

Posted on June 18th, 2008

Bulls lobbying NBA for more time

Jerry needs more time to think about the NBA Draft

CHICAGO, IL -- With a little more than a week left until the 2008 NBA Draft, indications are that the Chicago Bulls are in full-fledged panic mode. A source with [continue reading...]

Posted on June 18th, 2008

Specter begins investigation into National Spelling Bee

Specter likes to investigae things…

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On May 30th, in front of a live TV audience, Sameer Mishra took home the top honors at the 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Celtics’ bandwagon collapses under immense weight

The Celts’ bandwagon shattered

BOSTON, MA -- Tragedy struck the Celtics fan base today as the team's bandwagon suddenly collapsed beneath millions of people in green "BEAT LA" t-shirts. Thousands were injured, though no [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Stern maintains no criminal acts by NBA referees

Stern says the refs don’t cheat, they just stink

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In an apparent attempt to silence critics in the wake of game-fixing allegations leveled by former referee Tim Donaghy, NBA commissioner David Stern addressed the media [continue reading...]

Posted on June 15th, 2008

Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss

Kobe is going to make this face until he gets traded

LOS ANGELES, CA -- During a spectacular regular season that ended with the Lakers in the top spot in the Western Conference, and a playoff run that landed them in [continue reading...]

Posted on June 14th, 2008

Electronic Arts announces recall, delayed release of NBA Live ‘09

REDWOOD CITY, CA -- Electronic Arts, maker of the EA Sports line of video games, announced today that they are pushing back the release of this year's version of their [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

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