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Minnesota Vikings Archives
Favre: no plans to retire from being mental pain in the ass every spring
HATTIESBURG, MS -- After a disappointing run with the New York Jets in 2008, retired quarterback Brett Favre is flirting with the Minnesota Vikings in an attempt to resurrect [continue reading...]
Posted on May 8th, 2009
Cardinals move up to seventh in ESPN’s latest power rankings
BRISTOL, CT -- Sunday's release of the ESPN.com's latest NFL power rankings saw the Arizona Cardinals make a big jump to seventh, while the Miami Dolphins and Minnesota Vikings took [continue reading...]
Posted on January 25th, 2009
Vikings blame weather for playoff loss
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Meeting the media after their disappointing 26-14 playoff loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, members of the Minnesota Vikings readily acknowledged the sloppiness of their game, but were [continue reading...]
Posted on January 5th, 2009
Local man promises nephew that the Chicago Bears will make the playoffs
CICERO, IL--Richard Montanez kept putting off getting a Christmas present for his eight-year old nephew David, which ended up being a huge mistake. "I kept delaying and procrastinating," Montanez said. "For [continue reading...]
Posted on December 28th, 2008
Packer fans disgusted: Favre would’ve thrown 4 tds
GREEN BAY, WI—Aaron Rogers has impressed the football world in his first two NFL starts, leading the Packers to a 2-0 start and throwing no interceptions thus far. On Sunday's [continue reading...]
Posted on September 16th, 2008
Tarvaris Jackson constantly nonplussed
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Reports from Vikings camp indicate that quarterback Tarvaris Jackson has accomplished at least two things so far this season – he has managed to fend off Brett [continue reading...]
Posted on August 13th, 2008
Cynth-Rod accuses Madonna of tampering
MIAMI, FL -- In a bold and unorthodox move, Cynthia Rodriguez has accused Madonna of tampering with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Alex Rodriguez, and has asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to make [continue reading...]
Posted on July 21st, 2008
Packers embroiled in retirement controversy
GREEN BAY, WI -- Earlier this year, he announced he was leaving the Green Bay Packers and the National Football League behind. He already had a storied career, he was [continue reading...]
Posted on July 18th, 2008
Raiders determined not to let McFadden interfere with 2009 draft plans
OAKLAND, CA -- Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin told reporters today that first-round draft choice Darren McFadden will not be allowed to ruin the team's future plans by having a [continue reading...]
Posted on May 5th, 2008
Steelers linebacker James Harrison sentenced to 5-10 years with Cincinnati Bengals pending parole
CINCINNATI, OH -- Despite emotional pleas for leniency from his family, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison was sentenced to 5-10 years of hard labor with the Cincinnati Bengals after pleading [continue reading...]
Posted on March 23rd, 2008
At least two Walker personalities interested in comeback
AUGUSTA, GA -- Former NFL running back Herschel Walker may very well have announced his bid for a comeback. Walker, who retired in 1997 and recently revealed he has multiple [continue reading...]
Posted on March 15th, 2008
Bears’ Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin
CHICAGO, IL -- At a press conference this afternoon, Chicago Bears' running back Adrian Peterson admitted that he cloned himself when he was a child. "I was six," the 28-year [continue reading...]
Posted on January 9th, 2008
NFL teams sponsor Peterson cloning experiment
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- SSNN has received word that at least four NFL teams have reached an agreement with the Minnesota Vikings to attempt to clone Adrian Peterson. NFL organizations in [continue reading...]
Posted on December 20th, 2007
Devin Hester sets another record on MNF
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Devin Hester's amazing career continued Monday night, as he destroyed another record. Hester is now the all-time NFL record holder for "most graphics devoted to a return [continue reading...]
Posted on December 18th, 2007
Vikings fined for having Adrian Peterson wear Chester Taylor’s uniform
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- It's been a year of deception in the NFL. Only months after the New England Patriots got the league's largest ever fine, the Minnesota Vikings received a [continue reading...]
Posted on December 10th, 2007
Peterson expects to play Sunday despite leg amputation
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- The Vikings have yet to rule out star running back Adrian Peterson for Sunday's game, despite reports that the rookie will likely have his injured leg amputated. [continue reading...]
Posted on November 14th, 2007
Adrian Peterson wins New York Marathon
NEW YORK, N.Y.--A surprise entrant in Sunday's New York Marathon ended up winning the whole thing, as Adrian "Thesaurus" Peterson edged out Martin Lel of Kenya and Morroccan Abderrahim [continue reading...]
Posted on November 4th, 2007
Peterson signs endorsement deal with Roget’s
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- In addition to his tremendous on-field success and surging popularity in the Twin Cities, Adrian Peterson has a new, moderately lucrative endorsement deal to smile about. According to [continue reading...]
Posted on October 15th, 2007
17,000 morons realize they had wrong Adrian Peterson
USA -- Thousands of complete morons checked their fantasy teams with expectant glee Sunday afternoon, only to realize that they'd drafted or picked up the wrong Adrian Peterson, [continue reading...]
Posted on September 12th, 2007
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