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Obama hopes to bring an NBA team to Washington DC
WASHINGTON, DC -- Barack Obama loves basketball; this much has been well-documented. What has not yet been made public is Washington, DC's newest resident's plans for basketball in the nation's capital. "I [continue reading...]
Posted on November 25th, 2008
LANCE ARMSTRONG ASSUMED THE TOUR DE FRANCE WAS CANCELED IN HIS ABSENCE
AUSTIN, TX—Lance Armstrong, seven-time Tour de France winner and noted cancer activist, has decided to un-retire and reenter the world of professional cycling in the hopes that his doing so [continue reading...]
Posted on September 10th, 2008
1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team
BEIJING, CHINA -- With the Olympics already underway, the United States basketball team has made a surprise announcement – they are going to be joined by a member of the [continue reading...]
Posted on August 10th, 2008
Favre to return in new role
KILN, MS -- Legendary Packers quarterback Brett Favre has finally officially announced that he will, indeed, return to the world of sports this year. "I was really dreading retirement, to be [continue reading...]
Posted on July 17th, 2008
Clemens receives a record 15 ESPY nominations
BRISTOL, CT – ESPN announced today that former Major League pitcher and alleged steroid user Roger Clemens has been nominated in a record 15 categories for the network's annual sports [continue reading...]
Posted on July 3rd, 2008
Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss
LOS ANGELES, CA -- During a spectacular regular season that ended with the Lakers in the top spot in the Western Conference, and a playoff run that landed them in [continue reading...]
Posted on June 14th, 2008
Nash shows up at Spurs practice
SAN ANTONIO, TX -- The San Antonio Spurs got a surprise earlier today while preparing for Game 2 of their first round series with the Phoenix Suns. "We were running [continue reading...]
Posted on April 21st, 2008
Woods seeks to renegotiate pact with Satan after disappointing loss
DORAL, FL -- After a disappointing fifth-place finish in the CA Championship at Doral, Tiger Woods has reportedly been seen at the crossroads, seeking out Old Harry (a.k.a. the Devil) [continue reading...]
Posted on March 25th, 2008
Lane Bryant to open chain of Kobe Bryant stores
COLUMBUS, OH -- The plus-sized women's clothing chain Lane Bryant has announced it's opening a new series of Kobe Bryant stores, geared specifically for the "full-figured woman who is also [continue reading...]
Posted on January 3rd, 2008
NBA threatened by writers strike
NEW YORK, NY –- Several days into the Hollywood writers strike, David Stern finally spoke out about what the work stoppage could mean for the NBA. "We're tremendously concerned, obviously," [continue reading...]
Posted on November 8th, 2007
[CONTINUED] Kobe agrees to Bulls trade only if he gets to be renamed “Michael Jordan”
Page 1 | Page 2 "I'm thrilled to be back with the Bulls, going for my tenth title," said Michael Jordan, in a press conference held recently. "I see Luol [continue reading...]
Posted on November 3rd, 2007
Kobe agrees to Bulls trade only if he gets to be renamed “Michael Jordan”
LOS ANGELES, CA and CHICAGO, IL--After weeks of speculation, Kobe Bryant has agreed to be traded to the Chicago Bulls, but with an unusual stipulation. "The Bulls are ecstatic to announce [continue reading...]
Posted on November 3rd, 2007
Jordan establishes charity org.
BEAVERTON, OR -- For years, Michael Jordan's critics have chastised him for not using his substantial fame and personal wealth to help create positive social change in the world. Today [continue reading...]
Posted on July 11th, 2007
Thomas gets New York ‘Day’
NEW YORK, NY -- Less than two weeks after receiving an extension as president and head coach for the Knicks, Isiah Thomas will have a day named for him by [continue reading...]
Posted on March 22nd, 2007
Britney Spears edges Mike Wilbon in SportsNation poll
BRISTOL, CT -- Oops, Britney Spears is number one again – but this time it has nothing to do with music. An ESPN SportsNation poll crowned Britney's new hairdo as [continue reading...]
Posted on March 3rd, 2007
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