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Suns future in doubt after Shaq steps on Nash
PHOENIX, AZ -- Just when it seemed that things couldn't get any worse for the Phoenix Suns – they did. After making a late-season deal to acquire center Shaquille O'Neal from [continue reading...]
Posted on May 27th, 2008
Heat mascot ending season early
MIAMI, FL -- In an unexpected move today, Miami Heat mascot Burnie announced he is shutting it down for the season. With the Heat out of playoff contention, and with [continue reading...]
Posted on March 14th, 2008
Riley, Heat unsure if they can match 15-game slide in second half
MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Heat lost their ninth straight game, 99-92 to the Chicago Bulls, on the Thursday before this NBA All-Star Weekend, but Pat Riley isn't so sure [continue reading...]
Posted on February 17th, 2008
D-Wade possibly dating Jessica Simpson?
CHICAGO, IL -- After losing their 24th game in 25 tries on Thursday night, the Miami Heat are looking for any possible explanation for their struggles. The latest loss was especially [continue reading...]
Posted on February 15th, 2008
Shaq to provide Maricopa Marauders huge boost in pickup league
PHOENIX, AZ -- The Maricopa County Marauders, a struggling team in the Arizona Sheriff's Deputies Pickup Basketball League (ASDPBL), got a huge boost this week when they traded for 7'1", [continue reading...]
Posted on February 8th, 2008
Woodson protests controversial NBA decision
ATLANTA, GA-- Hawks Coach Mike Woodson is crying foul, after a controversial decision by the NBA was made to "do-over" the last 51.9 seconds of the Hawks-Heat game, in which [continue reading...]
Posted on January 13th, 2008
Riley mistakes movie footage for actual game tape
MIAMI, FL -- Legendary coach Pat Riley had a moment he would prefer to forget at practice Friday morning, when he mistakenly thought footage from the 1996 film Blue Chips [continue reading...]
Posted on December 21st, 2007
Heat accept Riley’s offer to suit up
MIAMI, FL –- Following Miami's embarrassing loss to Seattle on Wednesday, the Heat have decided to take head coach Pat Riley up on his offer to play. "People forget that [continue reading...]
Posted on November 16th, 2007
Antoine Walker looking to replace Oliver Miller as “Fattest Timberwolf Ever”
MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- New Minnesota Timberwolves forward Antoine Walker says he's thrilled to join the team and is looking forward to carrying forth the great legacy set by former Timberwolf [continue reading...]
Posted on October 30th, 2007
Lakers disappoint Kobe again
LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers may have further damaged their ability to keep star player Kobe Bryant as a part of the team after failing to sign [continue reading...]
Posted on June 21st, 2007
NBA officials send Wade to line
SAN ANTONIO, TX -- After a late-night meeting, the NBA officiating committee has decided to call a preemptive flagrant foul on the Dallas Mavericks for the next time they face [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2007
Wade to have surgery
MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Heat announced Monday that guard Dwyane Wade will undergo surgery sometime this summer. Wade missed 23 games this season due to a dislocated shoulder suffered [continue reading...]
Posted on May 1st, 2007
Riley redo?
MIAMI, FL -- Miami Heat head coach Pat Riley said Monday morning that his team would formally request that their playoff series against the Chicago Bulls be replayed after Sunday's [continue reading...]
Posted on April 30th, 2007
Cavs jump Bulls for first-round bye
CLEVELAND, OH -- Going into Wednesday night, the Chicago Bulls only needed to beat the New Jersey Nets to secure the second seed in the Eastern Conference Playoffs. Instead, they put [continue reading...]
Posted on April 20th, 2007
Wade signs lucrative new endorsement deal
MIAMI, FL -- Add another endorsement deal to the list for 2006 NBA Finals MVP Dwyane Wade. Kleenex has signed Wade to be their new spokesman for a deal reportedly worth [continue reading...]
Posted on March 7th, 2007
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