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Red Sox fans “didn’t want that Teixeira douche anyway”

BOSTON, MA—One would have thought that the Yankees nabbing former Angels first baseman Mark Teixeira and signing him to an 8-year $180 million deal would have put a bit of [continue reading...]

Posted on December 26th, 2008

Escobar comes clean about injury

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Minutes following his team's 1-0 victory over the Minnesota Twins Wednesday night, Los Angeles Angels starting pitcher Kelvim Escobar revealed the real cause of the inflammation that [continue reading...]

Posted on April 3rd, 2008

Naked Twins GM discusses Livan Hernandez, new clothes

FORT MYERS, FL -- A completely naked Minnesota Twins general manager Bill Smith addressed stunned reporters today at a press conference about Twins opening day starter Livan Hernandez. "I know everyone's [continue reading...]

Posted on March 24th, 2008

Indians’ Byrd previously a dwarf

CLEVELAND, OH -- Cleveland Indians pitcher Paul Byrd recently admitted to taking human growth hormone (HGH) from 2001 to 2005 while playing for Philadelphia, Kansas City, Atlanta and the Los [continue reading...]

Posted on October 23rd, 2007

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