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Shanahan goes to NFL.com for first time ever Sunday night; discovers Broncos almost made playoffs

DENVER, CO -- Upon returning to his house in the suburbs of Denver after a crushing defeated at the hands of the San Diego Chargers, Mike Shanahan couldn't sleep, so [continue reading...]

Posted on December 29th, 2008

LT admits he can find London on a map, is derided by teammates

LONDON, ENGLAND—The lead-up to the Chargers-Saints match up in London on Sunday has led to many amusing cross-cultural exchanges between football’s finest and the British public. None have been more [continue reading...]

Posted on October 23rd, 2008

Bush convenes Congress to figure out who he should start between LT2, Ronnie Brown, and Frank Gore

WASHINGTON, DC -- President George W. Bush made an extremely unorthodox and frankly unprecedented move in the annals of American history Saturday, calling both houses of Congress together for an [continue reading...]

Posted on October 4th, 2008

Obsessed Chargers fan spurs Rotoworld to record traffic day

LA JOLLA, CA -- The staff of popular fantasy sports website Rotoworld is rejoicing today, as 19-year-old San Diego suburbanite Jason Dawson single-handedly spurred the site to a record [continue reading...]

Posted on January 17th, 2008

Rivers still shocked he didn’t throw away Colts game

SAN DIEGO, CA -- It's been nearly a week since the Chargers defeated the Colts, but San Diego quarterback Philip Rivers still can't believe that – given the opportunity – [continue reading...]

Posted on November 15th, 2007

Injury to keep fantasy owner out for the season

SHREVEPORT, LA -- Things have gone from bad to worse for Lance Daniels. Despite a victory last week in a crucial game, the owner of the Big Test Icicles will [continue reading...]

Posted on October 19th, 2007

Patriots send extra videotape to NFL, prove cheating did not help

FOXBORO, MA -- When the NFL receives the series of tapes that the New England Patriots are sending them as part of the spygate scandal, there will be one extra [continue reading...]

Posted on September 17th, 2007

Bush makes surprise visit to Iraq, attends fantasy football draft in person

ANBAR PROVINCE, IRAQ -- En route to a summit in Sydney, Australia, U.S. President George W. Bush stopped over in Iraq for a surprise visit, and attended his fantasy football [continue reading...]

Posted on September 7th, 2007

Steven Jackson wins Nobel Peace Prize

OSLO, NORWAY -- Winning a Nobel Prize is widely considered the ultimate achievement in each of the areas for which they are awarded: Physics, Chemistry, Literature, Peace, Physiology and Medicine. [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2007

FT Cruisers eliminated from JJCFL playoffs

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- In a crushing blow, the Jacksonville Jaguars Clubhouse Fantasy League playoffs will resume in Week 16 without the FT Cruisers, who were eliminated in excruciating 101.89 - [continue reading...]

Posted on December 18th, 2006

Fred Taylor reluctantly considering starting LT as FLEX

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Fred Taylor, owner of the FT Cruisers in the Jacksonville Jaguars Clubhouse Fantasy League (JJCFL), is reluctantly considering starting LaDainian Tomlinson this weekend for the first time [continue reading...]

Posted on December 14th, 2006

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