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New York teen unimpressed with “Redeem Team” victory

HARLEM, N.Y. -- Terrell Robinson doesn't get what all the fuss is about. Robinson, 17, of Harlem, watched with interest last week as the United States basketball "Redeem Team" handled their [continue reading...]

Posted on August 29th, 2008

1992 Dream Teamer to join 2008 Olympic basketball team

Laettner will terrify opponents by making this awful face

BEIJING, CHINA -- With the Olympics already underway, the United States basketball team has made a surprise announcement – they are going to be joined by a member of the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 10th, 2008

Kobe officially tired of talking about how Shaq’s ass tastes

The taste of ass causes Kobe to make this face…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Finally breaking his silence about Shaquille O'Neal's controversial freestyle rap, Kobe Bryant revealed to SSNN that – not surprisingly – he's unhappy with his former teammate's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Woman who actually knows how Shaq’s ass tastes paid not to tell anyone

Shaq’s ass does not, in all likelihood, taste very good!

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a dramatic and ironic twist, one of the few people in the world who actually knows how Shaquille O'Neal's ass tastes has been paid not [continue reading...]

Posted on June 25th, 2008

Shaq claims skewed media coverage of freestyle rap

Shaquille O’Neal, microphone assassin…

NEW YORK CITY, NY – In the wake of causing a major stir with by apparently dissing Kobe Bryant in a freestyle rap at a New York club, Shaquille O'Neal [continue reading...]

Posted on June 24th, 2008

Schilling’s shoulder to have own blog

Schilling’s shoulder, in happier times

BOSTON, MA -- Following Boston Red Sox Pitcher Curt Schilling's recent disclosure that he will have potentially career-ending shoulder surgery, the outspoken Schilling announced today that his shoulder will chronicle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 23rd, 2008

Kobe demanding trade again after Game 4 loss

Kobe is going to make this face until he gets traded

LOS ANGELES, CA -- During a spectacular regular season that ended with the Lakers in the top spot in the Western Conference, and a playoff run that landed them in [continue reading...]

Posted on June 14th, 2008

Electronic Arts announces recall, delayed release of NBA Live ‘09

REDWOOD CITY, CA -- Electronic Arts, maker of the EA Sports line of video games, announced today that they are pushing back the release of this year's version of their [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

Jackson, Lakers practice excuses

Phil Jackson’s not smug, he just knows more than you

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson, along with his team, went to the Staples Center conference room for an interesting workout after Monday's practice in [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Celtics have “secret” weapon against Lakers

Hopefully Red’s cigar smoke won’t bother the players…

BOSTON, MA -- With his beloved Celtics facing the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA finals, the ghost of Red Auerbach held a press conference today to announce his intentions [continue reading...]

Posted on June 5th, 2008

Mayor of New Orleans didn’t know Hornets were in playoffs

Ray Nagin is a little confused

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin was both thrilled and stunned Tuesday when, while channel surfing, he stumbled across the New Orleans Hornets playing a basketball game. "I [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Bryant banned from Denver hotels, finds cute B&B

Could you turn away this face from YOUR B&B?

DENVER, CO -- Kobe Bryant is accustomed to putting the load on his shoulders and turning bad situations into good ones, but for the Lakers' two playoff wins in Denver, [continue reading...]

Posted on April 30th, 2008

Kenny Smith’s shoes are NOT as cool as Kobe’s

Posted on April 24th, 2008

Citing failures in New Orleans, NBA moving ‘09 All-Star to Jakarta

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- Describing the All-Star Weekend in New Orleans as a "monumental error in judgment and a tremendous letdown," NBA commissioner David Stern announced that next year's All-Star [continue reading...]

Posted on February 19th, 2008

Kobe adds asterisk to Shaq’s fantasy football championship

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers Fantasy Football Association's year-end banquet ended in contention Thursday, when it was discovered that Kobe Bryant had defaced the Divac Cup – [continue reading...]

Posted on January 4th, 2008

Lane Bryant to open chain of Kobe Bryant stores

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COLUMBUS, OH -- The plus-sized women's clothing chain Lane Bryant has announced it's opening a new series of Kobe Bryant stores, geared specifically for the "full-figured woman who is also [continue reading...]

Posted on January 3rd, 2008

Santa delivers Christmas victory to Lakers by mistake

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The Los Angeles Lakers found themselves on the receiving end of a Christmas miracle earlier this week when they pulled out a victory over the Phoenix [continue reading...]

Posted on December 27th, 2007

LeBron reaches 9,000 points, women on same day

CLEVELAND, OH -- LeBron James celebrated his 9,000th point scored this week by also sleeping with his 9000th woman. While it takes most high school-to-NBA players two to three years [continue reading...]

Posted on December 23rd, 2007

KG: “Facebook would be more fun if I had gone to college”

BOSTON, MA -- Though there have not been many occasions when he has regretted his decision of more than ten years ago, Kevin Garnett has recently admitted that he has [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2007

Kobe happy to stay in L.A. if all other Lakers are traded

LOS ANGELES, CA -- New reports out of Los Angeles suggest that Kobe Bryant and the Lakers are one step closer to reaching a compromise in the unhappy star's trade [continue reading...]

Posted on November 9th, 2007

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