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White Sox’ Ozzie Guillen proposes to “swap teams” with Twins’ Ron Gardenhire

MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- Following a crushing defeat in the third game of a three-game sweep that vaulted the Minnesota Twins into first place in the AL central, Ozzie Guillen made [continue reading...]

Posted on September 26th, 2008

Harden invites teammates to view WALL-E

CHICAGO, IL -- In what he hoped would be a team-building exercise that would let his teammates get to know him a bit better, Rich Harden invited several Cubs teammates [continue reading...]

Posted on August 6th, 2008

Konerko heads to DL, Chicago rejoices

CHICAGO, IL -- There was a distinct buzz in the air around the South Side of Chicago Tuesday, after White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko was placed on the 15-day [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Guillen says “fuck it,” pencils self into lineup

CHICAGO, IL -- Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has taken yet another bizarre step in his managerial tenure: he says he will be in the starting lineup for Wednesday's [continue reading...]

Posted on June 4th, 2008

Williams trying desparately to trade for Gonzalez

CHICAGO, IL -- Reports out of Chicago late Thursday indicated that White Sox GM Kenny Williams is burning up the phone lines, trying to pry Gio Gonzalez away from the [continue reading...]

Posted on January 4th, 2008

Thome just happy 500^th homer wasn’t boring

CHICAGO, IL -- Jim Thome's walk-off 500th homer left the Sunday afternoon U.S. Cellular field crowd in hysterics, the White Sox victorious, and the slugging superstar relieved."I just [continue reading...]

Posted on September 17th, 2007

Thome sees Ratatouille for the fourth time in the theater

JOLIET, IL -- A recent White Sox off-day allowed Jim Thome the opportunity to spend the afternoon out in public, taking in the Pixar movie Ratatouille – by himself. [continue reading...]

Posted on September 7th, 2007

Thome furious over P.O.G. “snub”

CHICAGO, IL -- Jim Thome was seething mad after what he perceived as an "outright snub" in the Player of the Game voting Tuesday night. Thome, who hit two home [continue reading...]

Posted on April 19th, 2007

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