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Pacman Jones’ off-season workout to consist of “get[ting] my smoke on.”

DALLAS, TX—The disappointing end to the Dallas Cowboys’ season left many of the members of America’s Team™®© with the desire to work hard in the off-season, and come back better [continue reading...]

Posted on January 15th, 2009

Cowboys desperately trying to hire Roy Williams as coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams has received at least 40 frenetic phone calls from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in the past 24 hours, who is [continue reading...]

Posted on October 15th, 2008

Adam Jones actually didn’t realize what “zero tolerance” meant

DALLAS, TX -- A dismayed Adam "Pacman" Jones is stunned that he's been suspended indefinitely by the NFL for his role in an altercation the other day and his violation [continue reading...]

Posted on October 14th, 2008

Cowboys hire Michael Irvin to counsel troubled players

DALLAS, TX -- Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has a new resource at his disposal to help him deal with players who violate the law. Reports out of Dallas say [continue reading...]

Posted on March 26th, 2008

‘Cowboys cheerleader tells Jessica Simpson to ’step off’

DALLAS, TX -- A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is crying right now, but it’s for a totally different reason than T.O. Twenty-one year-old and two-year "Cowgirls" veteran Kandi Harris has publicly [continue reading...]

Posted on January 16th, 2008

Simpson’s “Ginormous bozangas” may have been distraction to Romo

IRVING, TEX - NFL commentators are providing a variety of analysis for the many probable reasons for the NY Giants 21-17 NFC [continue reading...]

Posted on January 14th, 2008

Dallas Cowboys donated to President Bush in exchange for early end to presidency

DALLAS, TX -- In a heretofore unexpected and unprecedented event, the Dallas Cowboys have been given away to President George W. Bush, in exchange for a commitment that the president [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2007

Romo’s new contract requires him to sleep with Wade Phillips’ wife

DALLAS, TX -- The Dallas Cowboys agreed to a $67.5 million, six-year contract extension with quarterback Tony Romo this week. While the amount Romo stands to earn raised eyebrows around [continue reading...]

Posted on November 5th, 2007

Tank Johnson to sign autographs at Dallas Gun Show

DALLAS, TX -- Even though Tank Johnson has not yet played a down with his new team, he is already clearly a part of the Dallas Cowboys organization. Team owner [continue reading...]

Posted on October 19th, 2007

Jones to be more involved than ever

DALLAS, TX -- Despite being known as the most hands-on owner in the NFL, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones always seems to want a bigger piece of the action. After an [continue reading...]

Posted on April 2nd, 2007

Jones wants to help Bolts

DALLAS -- Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sees another NFL team in trouble, and he wants them to know he's willing to help. A source close to the Cowboys [continue reading...]

Posted on February 14th, 2007

Jones mourns Smith, hires Phillips

DALLAS, TX -- In a tragic turn of events, Anna Nicole Smith was found dead Thursday morning, effectively removing herself from consideration for the Cowboys head coaching position. As a [continue reading...]

Posted on February 9th, 2007

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