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Lee Corso puts on Nick Saban’s head when making prediction

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SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF THE UNITED STATES--ESPN’s College Gameday analyst Lee Corso’s signature head gear promotion to end each College Gameday broadcast took a morbid turn Saturday, when [continue reading...]

Posted on September 4th, 2008

Piazza apparently retired some time ago

Piazza was last seen wearing a bad beard, A’s warm-ups and a frown.

NEW YORK, NY -- Much to our collective surprise, SSNN has learned that Mike Piazza, future Hall of Fame catcher for the Dodgers, Mets and most recently the Padres and [continue reading...]

Posted on August 25th, 2008

Stuart Scott seeking advanced degree in hopes of jumpstarting career

Will Scott be able to read in French with that messed up eye?

BRISTOL, CT -- Aware that his career may have stalled somewhat and that he's in need of a bit of a shake-up, ESPN SportsCenter anchor Stuart Scott has enrolled in [continue reading...]

Posted on August 22nd, 2008

Johnson injures mouth, mute 3-4 weeks

Ocho Cinco might not be able to talk, but he can still look good.

CINCINNATI, OH -- Cincinnati Bengals' publicity-seeking star wideout Chad Johnson severely burned his tongue and lips on what is being called "a particularly hot papaya" before his team's preseason game [continue reading...]

Posted on August 20th, 2008

ESPN exploring new frontiers in poker coverage

Scintillating new World Series of Poker programming!

BRISTOL, CT -- As the new season of ESPN poker programming hits the air, network execs are promising a very exciting summer filled with the freshest poker coverage you've ever [continue reading...]

Posted on August 20th, 2008

Pedro Gomez still inexplicably standing outside Bonds’ house

Pedro Gomez has seen better days.

PHOENIX, AZ -- Police were called to a serene, gated community here in Phoenix again Thursday, where they arrested ESPN reporter Pedro Gomez for the 18th time this year for [continue reading...]

Posted on August 15th, 2008

PGA invites Ramirez, Favre to gain extra coverage

Tim Finchem has to think outside the box with Tiger injured.

BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI -- PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem has taken the unusual step of inviting non-professional golfers Manny Ramirez and Brett Favre to play in the PGA Championship this [continue reading...]

Posted on August 8th, 2008

ESPN scrambling for Wednesday programming

Van Peezy is looking for new, non-Favre material for his radio show.

BRISTOL, CT -- With the trade of Brett Favre from the Green Bay Packers to the New York Jets completed late last night, panic struck at ESPN headquarters. "Boy, was that [continue reading...]

Posted on August 7th, 2008

Chicagoans still suffering from storm

CHICAGO, IL -- Monday's violent storms are still impacting many residents in the Chicagoland area, and though life is back to normal for some, others are still feeling the effects. Jerome [continue reading...]

Posted on August 6th, 2008

WNBA - Whatever it Takes to Keep People Watching

Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina? Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of [continue reading...]

Posted on July 30th, 2008

NFL not looking for gang signs

Goodell does as he damn well pleases, thank you very much!

NEW YORK, NY -- A day after news outlets around the country reported that the National Football League was reviewing past game tapes to look for players flashing gang signs, [continue reading...]

Posted on July 17th, 2008

PETA protests Favre’s return

Favre loves animals, but PETA still hates him…

GREEN BAY, WI -- A protest by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals went horribly awry on Monday, leaving many longtime supporters confused and thousands of Brett Favre fans [continue reading...]

Posted on July 14th, 2008

Scandal rocks hot dog eating contest

Controversial back-to-back champ Chestnut stretches before a contest

CONEY ISLAND, NY -- Less than a week after the 93rd annual Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, controversy continues to swirl around the competitive eaters who participated [continue reading...]

Posted on July 10th, 2008

Source: Sabathia demanded trade to Milwaukee

Sabathia’s neck is well on its way to disappearing.

CLEVELAND, OH – Mere hours after the trade of C.C. Sabathia to the Milwaukee Brewers was reported by ESPN's Buster Olney, sources within the Cleveland Indians organization say the team [continue reading...]

Posted on July 7th, 2008

Email from George Bodenheimer to Roger Federer regarding proposed Wimbledon coverage

SSNN has obtained an exclusive communication from George Bodenheimer, president of ESPN, to Roger Federer, regarding Wimbledon. The text of the email is below. From: George Bodenheimer [espnsenor@yahoo.ca] Date: Thu, Jul [continue reading...]

Posted on July 3rd, 2008

ESPN unveils latest summer gimmick: “Who’s Porno Hot?”

BRISTOL, CT – Sports fans often dread the news wasteland that is the month of July; the NBA and NHL Finals are over, the NFL has yet to start training [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Walton hospitalized following overdose on psychedelic albums

Walton, shown handling his psychedelic music – things did not go this well last night…

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Hall of Fame basketball player and current NBA analyst Bill Walton was hospitalized late Monday night in what early reports are calling a psychedelic overdose. Walton's [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Adam Scott missing after first round of U.S. Open

Adam Scott is theoretically somewhere in the San Diego area

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Amid all of the hoopla surrounding the pairing of the world's number one and number two golfers in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open, [continue reading...]

Posted on June 13th, 2008

Ginobili’s career in question

Ginobili is almost certainly flopping in this picture

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Already bounced from the Western Conference Finals in only five games by the Lakers, bad news keeps on coming for the defending champion San Antonio Spurs. [continue reading...]

Posted on May 30th, 2008

ESPN shuts down after running out of hair care products

Van Peezy – basically down for whatever…

BRISTOL, CT – Though it may often seem that nothing can stop the sports television juggernaut that is ESPN, the network was forced to shut down for several hours yesterday [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

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