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76ers’ Brand to miss 3-4 weeks with torn labia

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Philadelphia 76ers forward Elton Brand, the key offseason acquisition of a franchise currently searching for an identity, left Wednesday’s game against the Milwaukee Bucks with what interim [continue reading...]

Posted on December 18th, 2008

Huggins had Duke in office pool, has mixed feelings about surprise win

MORGANTOWN, WV -- West Virginia head basketball coach Bob Huggins was happy that his team was able to upset Duke in the second round of the NCAA tournament, but the [continue reading...]

Posted on March 24th, 2008

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Posted on March 24th, 2008

Coach K: “We kept it close on purpose”

ANAHEIM, CA -- Only a day after a scare against the Belmont Bruins, Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski explained his team's poor performance against the cinderella 15th seed. "I know [continue reading...]

Posted on March 21st, 2008

NCAA to pay athletes in McDonald’s gift cards, laundry tokens

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- In a move designed to placate increasingly noisy critics, NCAA president Myles Brand announced Thursday that beginning in the Fall 2008 term, the NCAA will compensate all [continue reading...]

Posted on March 13th, 2008

Vitale back on shelf after pulling vocal chord

BRISTOL, CT-- Legendary, overly excitable ESPN broadcaster Dick Vitale won't be doing any yelling anytime soon. On the night Vitale made his triumphant return to the airwaves after undergoing successful surgery [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2008

Rupp Arena banner to honor Duke’s four-game losing streak

Kentucky Athletic Director Mitch Barnhart announced Sunday night that the school plans to recognize Duke’s four-game losing streak by unveiling a banner before their next home game against LSU on [continue reading...]

Posted on January 4th, 2008

Weis to start inanimate object at quarterback

SOUTH BEND, IN -- With Notre Dame sporting the worst offense in college football, a carousel of inexperienced quarterbacks and a dismal 2-9 record, coach Charlie Weis has decided to [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2007

Hoping to boost Jazz attendance, Boozer takes two more wives

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- In a surprising marketing move designed to increase attendance, Utah Jazz star forward Carlos Boozer married two additional wives this week. "We talked to Carlos about [continue reading...]

Posted on November 3rd, 2007

One day in jail enough to teach Mike Nifong about rape, says inmate

DURHAM, NC -- Prisoners at a local North Carolina prison have indicated that one day should be more than enough time to teach former Durham County District Attorney [continue reading...]

Posted on October 7th, 2007

Deng wins Sportsmanship Award amid accusations of fraud

CHICAGO, IL -- Chicago Bulls forward Luol Deng is the recipient of the 2006-07 NBA Sportsmanship Award, the league announced Thursday. Deng narrowly beat out the Houston Rockets' Shane Battier, [continue reading...]

Posted on May 3rd, 2007

McRoberts looks good to NBA

DURHAM, NC -- Duke star forward Josh McRoberts announced Thursday his intention to forgo the remainder of his college career and enter the NBA. The 6-10 sophomore was impressive at [continue reading...]

Posted on March 23rd, 2007

Vitale pried from Coach K

DURHAM, NC -- After more than a decade of research and surgery, doctors were successfully able to remove Dick Vitale’s lips from Duke Coach Mike Krzyzewski’s posterior. The pair [continue reading...]

Posted on March 11th, 2007

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