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Local man not really interested in trading places with Donovan McNabb

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- As the Philadelphia Eagles were sewing up their victory over the New York Giants, Simon Humphries noted that it must be nice to be Donovan McNabb. "I was [continue reading...]

Posted on January 14th, 2009

Donovan McNabb religiously abides by $10 limit in family gift exchange

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- According to members of his family, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb continues to be a stringent follower of the family's ten dollar limit in their yearly Christmas [continue reading...]

Posted on December 31st, 2008

Playboy Playmate named guest offensive coordinator for Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA, PA – In a surprise move Friday, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid named Kendra Wilkinson, fiancée of Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett and star of TV’s The Girls [continue reading...]

Posted on December 20th, 2008

After studying rule book for entire second half, McNabb an expert on “free kicks”

BALTIMORE, MD -- Yesterday was not the best day of Donovan McNabb's career, as he was benched for the second half of the Eagles' 36-7 thrashing at the hands of [continue reading...]

Posted on November 24th, 2008

Following tie, Andy Reid seen making out with sister

PHILADELPHIA, PA — The City of Brotherly Love took a disturbing and literal turn today, when Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid was spotted making out with his sister on Broad [continue reading...]

Posted on November 23rd, 2008

McNabb also didn’t know what to do with weird brown thingamajig

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Donovan McNabb revealed to reporters that he as stunned and amazed that NFL games could end in ties after Sunday's 13-13 deadlock against the Cincinnati Bengals. [continue reading...]

Posted on November 19th, 2008

McNabb makes startling admission, then announces candidacy for President of the United States in 2012

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Sunday's post-game presser following the Philadelphia Eagles' 13-13 tie was a shocking one in Philly, to be sure, with almost all of the action centered around quarterback [continue reading...]

Posted on November 18th, 2008

Philly fans ready to be extra spiteful toward Donovan McNabb on Sunday

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Now with their decades-old championship drought out of the way, Philadelphia fans are prepared to be extra spiteful toward Donovan McNabb this Sunday when the Eagles take [continue reading...]

Posted on October 31st, 2008

Owens doesn’t want to talk about McNabb all the time; only 95 percent

IRVING, TX -- Terrell Owens informed local media today that he doesn't want to talk about Donovan McNabb and the Philadelphia Eagles all of the time leading up to the [continue reading...]

Posted on September 14th, 2008

Phillies’ fans, players still devastated by Geary trade

CLEARWATER, FL -- Angered by an early off-season trade, many Phillies fans are considering boycotting the team's spring training in sunny Clearwater, Fla. "No way I can go down there and [continue reading...]

Posted on February 13th, 2008

Multi-faceted surgery on Rivers successful

SAN DIEGO, CA -- San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers underwent successful surgery Wednesday, having his torn ACL repaired. In an effort they described as "killing two birds with one [continue reading...]

Posted on January 24th, 2008

Lovie: Orton’s spot safe with Bears

CHICAGO, IL -- With trade rumors swirling around the Bears acquiring Philadelphia quarterback Donovan Mcnabb in the offseason, coach Lovie Smith told the media that whatever happens, quarterback Kyle Orton’s [continue reading...]

Posted on January 17th, 2008

Romo: Bears’ Grossman "No Romo," but could be worse

CHICAGO, IL -- In a Tuesday interview with SSNN following the Cowboys 34-10 thrashing of the Chicago Bears, Tony Romo gave opposing quarterback Rex Grossman a [continue reading...]

Posted on September 25th, 2007

McNabb speaks out

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is telling anyone who will listen how angry he is with his employers. The Eagles drafted University of Houston quarterback Kevin Kolb [continue reading...]

Posted on May 9th, 2007

Bears make draft day trade

CHICAGO, IL -- Late Saturday, the Chicago Bears traded their third, fourth, and fifth-round picks in the 2007 NFL Draft to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for the rights to [continue reading...]

Posted on April 29th, 2007

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