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Derek Jeter Archives
Satan to Yankees fans: “It’s out of my hands”
NEW YORK, NY -- Yankee fans woke up to horrifying news this morning, after Satan, Prince of Lies and Ruler of Darkness, gave a dour prognosis for the Bronx Bombers. [continue reading...]
Posted on August 28th, 2008
ESPN unveils latest summer gimmick: “Who’s Porno Hot?”
BRISTOL, CT – Sports fans often dread the news wasteland that is the month of July; the NBA and NHL Finals are over, the NFL has yet to start training [continue reading...]
Posted on July 2nd, 2008
A-Rod refuses to eat clubhouse food after Betemit double-dip
PITTSBURGH, PA -- Even though the Yankees hammered the Pirates 10-0 in Pittsburgh last night, it wasn't all smiles for the Bronx Bombers. After the game, an altercation started around [continue reading...]
Posted on June 26th, 2008
Yankees accidentally allow Chamberlain to finish his dinner
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- Appearing at a rare press conference together with manager Joe Girardi, Yankees chairman Hank Steinbrenner revealed that star pitcher Joba Chamberlain had accidentally been allowed [continue reading...]
Posted on June 20th, 2008
Actress Milano expected to break Ripken streak
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to her online baseball blog, former Charmed star Alyssa Milano expects to have sex with Tampa Bay Rays rookie bullpen catcher Arturo Guzman this Saturday night, [continue reading...]
Posted on June 12th, 2008
Confused Yankees show up at World Series of Poker
LAS VEGAS, NV -- The New York Yankees, in a state of utter confusion, showed up this week at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where the World [continue reading...]
Posted on June 7th, 2008
Jeter, Giambi claim thong sharing part of Sex in the City promotion
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After word leaked that the pair often share a gold thong to "bust slumps," New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi said it was [continue reading...]
Posted on May 20th, 2008
Rodriguez denies quad injury is attempt to be like Jeter
NEW YORK, NY -- New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez left Sunday's 7-1 win over the Baltimore Orioles with a strained quad, but the All-Star denies accusations that his [continue reading...]
Posted on April 21st, 2008
MLB players urge Canseco to concentrate on family, hobbies instead of finishing new book
MIAMI, FL -- Nearly three years after Jose Canseco's highly controversial book Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big, the publishing world is abuzz with [continue reading...]
Posted on April 17th, 2008
Yanks lied about Jeter’s injury to protect “sex icon” status
NEW YORK CITY, NY -- After legging out an infield hit in the New York Yankees 6-1 victory over Tampa Bay earlier in the week, Derek Jeter was taken out [continue reading...]
Posted on April 11th, 2008
Ian Kennedy named Governor of New York to replace Spitzer
ALBANY, NY -- Leveraging a little-known clause called the "Best Kennedy available" clause, New York democrats have decided to install Ian Kennedy as their new governor, to replace the deposed [continue reading...]
Posted on March 14th, 2008
Jeter annoying teammates with new joke
TAMPA, FL -- As spring training begins, Derek Jeter is on thin ice with a number of his teammates, who are already annoyed with his new "signature" joke. "I've got this [continue reading...]
Posted on February 14th, 2008
Yankees to hold spring training in Baghdad
NEW YORK, NY -- Citing a lack of conditioning and mental toughness as a root cause of their annual playoff failures, New York Yankees management has announced that this year, [continue reading...]
Posted on February 13th, 2008
Jeter not going to waste pick on self in fantasy league
NEW YORK, NY – In a candid and emotional interview with SSNN early this morning, Derek Jeter admitted he wouldn’t waste a fantasy draft pick [continue reading...]
Posted on January 14th, 2008
Abbas and Olmert agree to peace between Red Sox and Yankees
ANNAPOLIS, MD -- After a truly momentous exchange that will resonate throughout history, the Red Sox and the Yankees are now at peace, thanks to the sedulous efforts of Israeli [continue reading...]
Posted on November 28th, 2007
FROM THE ARCHIVES: A-Rod torturing Jeter over dinner tab
As A-Rod prepares himself for an offseason of criticism and mockery, we pile on with a classic from earlier this year. BRONX, NY -- Citing an agonizingly annoying three months, [continue reading...]
Posted on November 12th, 2007
Torre: Dodgers may go after A-Rod, Jeter, Giambi, Rivera, Posada, Mientkievicz, Cano, Mussina, Matsui, Cabrera, Abreu and others
LOS ANGELES, CA -- New Dodgers manager Joe Torre reported today that the Dodgers are considering signing Alex Rodriguez to a record contract, and that he's also submitted a "wish [continue reading...]
Posted on November 10th, 2007
Steinbrenner hires Trump for firing purposes
NEW YORK, NY -- Owner George Steinbrenner announced the newest member of the Yankee family Tuesday – real estate mogul Donald Trump. Steinbrenner said that while the hiring is largely [continue reading...]
Posted on October 17th, 2007
Local sportscaster’s absurd prediction made boldly
NEW YORK, NY -- While co-hosting the 1-4 PM EST time slot on ESPN radio – formerly held by Dan Patrick – New York Yankees announcer Michael Kay made an [continue reading...]
Posted on August 24th, 2007
A-Rod torturing Jeter over dinner tab
BRONX, NY -- Citing an agonizingly annoying three months, Derek Jeter has reportedly decided he's done accepting anything from Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez. Ever. The revelation comes after [continue reading...]
Posted on August 23rd, 2007
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