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Cutler, McDaniels to Schedule Slapfight

ENGLEWOOD, CO -- Two days after Denver quarterback Jay Cutler put his four-bedroom, seven-bathroom, one-waterfall, custom-built Denver area home on the market, the Broncos announced a final shocking twist in [continue reading...]

Posted on March 19th, 2009

Shanahan goes to NFL.com for first time ever Sunday night; discovers Broncos almost made playoffs

DENVER, CO -- Upon returning to his house in the suburbs of Denver after a crushing defeated at the hands of the San Diego Chargers, Mike Shanahan couldn't sleep, so [continue reading...]

Posted on December 29th, 2008

Cutler misses crucial practice when stuck in line buying fleece throws at Old Navy (for only $3!)

DENVER, CO -- Broncos starting quarterback Jay Cutler took a personal day Tuesday, blowing off a crucial practice so he could shop at Old Navy. "I was on my Twitter this [continue reading...]

Posted on December 23rd, 2008

Sarah Palin told Travis Henry that selling cocaine was legal

BILLINGS, MT -- Embattled former Denver Broncos running back, facing drug trafficking charges from the federal government, has an unusual excuse for his behavior. According to Henry, Republican vice presidential [continue reading...]

Posted on October 2nd, 2008

Travis Henry: “I’m Not the Father of Clay Aiken’s Baby”

SOMEWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES -- Travis Henry surfaced from his forced retirement to clarify some issues these week regarding Clay Aiken's homosexuality and child. "I know it came out that [continue reading...]

Posted on September 25th, 2008

Patriots post “Curb Alert” for Lynch on Craigslist

FOXBORO, MA – After three weeks of trying desperately to unload him for money, draft picks, or players, the New England Patriots are giving away John Lynch, having placed him [continue reading...]

Posted on September 2nd, 2008

Jay Cutler makes surprise appearance at Democratic National Convention

It’s hard to tell if Cutler is high or just dumb-looking.

DENVER, CO -- Jay Cutler turned the Democratic National Convention on its ear Wednesday night when he made a surprise appearance following Joe Biden's speech. Cutler, who had been walking the [continue reading...]

Posted on August 28th, 2008

NFL not looking for gang signs

Goodell does as he damn well pleases, thank you very much!

NEW YORK, NY -- A day after news outlets around the country reported that the National Football League was reviewing past game tapes to look for players flashing gang signs, [continue reading...]

Posted on July 17th, 2008

Henry contemplating retirement after receiving hefty economic stimulus check

Travis Henry, loving life and George W

PHOENIX, AZ -- An ordinary trip to the mailbox Tuesday resulted in elation and an overwhelming flood of emotion for Travis Henry. The six-year NFL veteran and current Denver Broncos [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

Broncos WR Brandon Marshall slips and injures self again

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DENVER, CO -- Brandon Marshall has injured himself off the field for a second time this offseason, this time after a fall down the stairs at his home. Marshall was [continue reading...]

Posted on April 8th, 2008

NFL to play game in Bermuda Triangle, hoping Denver Broncos will disappear

BERMUDA -- The NFL, continuing its new approach of playing games at the world's great landmarks, has scheduled a regular season game for next season during which it really hopes [continue reading...]

Posted on February 8th, 2008

Kyle Shanahan gets Christmas present; no others forthcoming

HOUSTON, TX -- Houston Texans quarterbacks coach Kyle Shanahan – son of Broncos headman Mike – received an early Christmas gift from his father Thursday night in the [continue reading...]

Posted on December 14th, 2007

Henry fiasco gets stranger, suspension imminent

DENVER, CO -- Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry's career has taken yet another strange twist, an SSNN investigation revealed on Wednesday. The NFL granted Henry's request for a drug test [continue reading...]

Posted on October 12th, 2007

Griese excited about opportunity, promises mediocrity

CHICAGO, IL -- Only hours after being named as the starter for Sunday's game with the Detroit Lions, Bears quarterback Brian Griese made a bold prediction the remainder [continue reading...]

Posted on September 27th, 2007

Henry excited for super bowl

DENVER, CO -- Sitting comfortably at a picnic bench at Denver Broncos' training camp, newly acquired running back Travis Henry took the opportunity to contemplate his future. Looking whimsically at [continue reading...]

Posted on August 7th, 2007


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