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Schwartz hoping NFL adds regular season games for shot at loss record

DETROIT, MI -- Now that he has been formally introduced as the head coach of the 0-16 Detroit Lions, former Tennessee Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz has begun the process [continue reading...]

Posted on January 17th, 2009

France declares war on Detroit Lions, ends 120-year losing streak

DETROIT, MI—Lions officials are reeling today after a surprise attack by France, in which French forces besieged and captured all Lions property within the city of Detroit. French paratroopers landed [continue reading...]

Posted on January 7th, 2009

Roger Goodell Pardons Culpepper

DETROIT, MI—Every Thanksgiving since 1954, the NFL has observed a timeless and heartfelt tradition when the Commissioner pardons a Detroit Lion from playing for the horrendous and dubious franchise. This [continue reading...]

Posted on November 30th, 2008

Favre’s Madden cover appearance ensures injury-plagued retirement

KILN, MS -- With his departure from football officially announced, Brett Favre's decision to appear on the cover of the Madden 2009 football video game, may have doomed him to [continue reading...]

Posted on May 2nd, 2008

Culpepper blocks trade to Celtics

MIAMI, FL -- The Miami Dolphins had been on the verge of trading disgruntled quarterback Daunte Culpepper to the Boston Celtics for nearly a week. Serious talks were thwarted after [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2007

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