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Chad Johnson requests trade to Dallas

CINCINNATI, OH -- In yet another twist to the epic drama that is Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson, the disgruntled star has named the team he wants to be [continue reading...]

Posted on April 25th, 2008

Vick’s prison coach eagerly awaits arrival of other NFL players

LEAVENWORTH, KS -- Happy with the recent acquisition of Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick, Harvey Hill, head coach of Vick's prison team the Leavenworth Stars, has expressed great optimism with [continue reading...]

Posted on April 10th, 2008

Johnson surprised to learn cheerleader he proposed to leaving Bengals

CINCINNATI, OH -- After being blindsided last week by the news that fellow Bengal receiver Chris Henry had been released by the team following the latest in his long string [continue reading...]

Posted on April 9th, 2008

Disgruntled Ocho Cinco to help team, involve governor in celebration

CINCINNATI, OH -- After not-so-subtly campaigning for a trade up and down press row at Super Bowl XLII, Chad Johnson was none too pleased to wake up on the Monday [continue reading...]

Posted on February 11th, 2008

Hurricane ranking scale to use NFL players

MIAMI, FL -- SSNN has learned that the National Hurricane Center, a division of the National Weather Service, will announce later today that it is changing its ratings system from [continue reading...]

Posted on June 22nd, 2007

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