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Polamalu thinking about buying a vowel
PITTSBURGH, PA — Inspired by a recent rerun of Wheel of Fortune, Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu has announced that he has contacted host Pat Sajak in hopes of buying a vowel to add to his name. “It will probably be an ‘I,’” Polamalu said. “Make it Piolamalu. But I could go for an ‘E’ to make it Polamalue. I’m not sure what I am going to do. But shit, they’re so cheap, I may just get both.” Polamalu’s comment refers to the fact that the price of vowels has not increased at all in 25 years, staying steady at just $250 per — “A bargain at twice the price,” according to the All-Pro. Polamalu said he’ll make the decision on the vowels before the Super Bowl, after he consults with family and friends and finds out if he’s going to have to buy a bunch of Chad Johnson jerseys as a result of the move. “I am also going to look to Pat for some guidance,” Polamalu said. “After all, he is the expert.”
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Labels: All-Pro, Pat Sajak, Pittsburgh Steelers, safety, Super Bowl, Troy Polamalu, vowels, Wheel of Fortune
Posted on January 20th, 2009
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