McNabb also didn’t know what to do with weird brown thingamajig

He also revealed that he had no idea what to do with this weird, oblong, pigskin joobyjabby that he was forced to try and handle all day on Sunday. “They kept giving me that whatchamacallit,” McNabb said. “That thing is hard to hold, it’s all long and slick and off-center. I honsestly had no idea what to do with it in my hands.” McNabb said he tried to throw it a bunch of times but that “It’s freaking hard to throw” and that most of the time he just tried to give it to one of the other dudes on the field who seemed to want it. “I hope to get better at using that crazy brown doohickey next week,” McNabb said. “I don’t know, though. It feels pretty unnatural.”

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