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BREAKING NEWS: McCain admits he doesn’t know who Hamels is; election in jeopardy
SCRANTON, PA — This afternoon, John McCain held a town-hall style event at a VFW here. These events are considered to be McCain’s specialty, but today, McCain made a costly mistake. When a voter asked him if he thought that Cole Hamels was the best pitcher in baseball, McCain replied by saying, “Who?” The crowd erupted in boos and jeers, and several individuals stormed out of the event immediately. McCain advisers immediately began rapidly punching on their BlackBerrys and making frantic phone calls. One adviser was overheard repeating “This is bad, this is bad, this is bad,” while another, female adviser, was curled in the fetal position and crying. At press time, the McCain camp is considering pulling out of the state of Pennsylvania, and potentially conceding the election entirely. SSNN will follow the story as it develops.
Labels: 2008 Election, Cole Hamels, His Royal Highness Cole Hamels, John McCain, King Cole Hamels, Philadelphia Phillies
Posted on October 30th, 2008
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