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34F looking for great NBA bloodlines
34 year-old F looking for tall, attractive offspring of NBA great. Does not necessarily need to be great himself. Must be willing to constantly defer to those around him. Rides the bench like it’s his job. Must be interested in being roughed up, preferably at the hands of the Boston Celtics. Note: I’m a little possessive and needy. I enjoy role-playing with fake guns and standing outside for hours at a time. I just got out of a real tough relationship; the guy took me to court and said I was ‘’stalking” him. Need to be comforted. Don’t call me, I’ll follow you.
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Posted on October 10th, 2008
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