Brock Lesnar inks UFC contract to fight himself

LAS VEGAS, NV - Hot off the heels of an announcement that will see UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture return to the octagon fighting Brock Lesnar on November 15th in Las Vegas, NV, at UFC 91, the UFC quickly announced that the popular Lesnar had already signed a contract for his next fight where he will be taking on himself.

“I’m the absolute best fighter I know and no one can beat me, but me…so that’s why I had to take this fight against myself,” said a fired-up Lesnar at his home in Webster, SD. “I’m not looking past Couture or anything, but I can’t wait to get me in the octagon.”

Lesnar, who has been a champion wrestler in the past, is hopeful that he is able to survive what will surely be a grueling match against Lesnar, who is known for his tremendous conditioning, speed, and strength.

“Brock Lesnar is one of the finest fighters in the history of the universe,” Lesnar said. “As I take myself on, I hope that I’m up to the challenge. I can seriously injure myself, if I’m not careful.”

Lesnar said that he doesn’t see the fight going the distance.

“If I don’t knock myself out, then I’ll just have to make me tap (out),” Lesnar said. “This fight won’t even get out of the 1st round.”

Lesnar also agreed to have the fight take place in Dallas, TX, and not in South Dakota as he doesn’t want to give himself any form of home crowd advantage.

It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!