More of Favre’s phone activities revealed

GREEN BAY, WI — Shortly after reports surfaced that recently retired quarterback Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson this weekend, an SSNN investigation has revealed some more interesting cell phone activity by the surefire future Hall-of-Famer.

According to a source with intimate knowledge of Favre’s cell phone usage, there are multiple signs that the quarterback is seriously considering returning to play next season.

“Most of it is pretty innocent – a three minute phone call to his wife, a couple of texts to non-football playing friends,” the source said. “But there are also just as many red flags – he texted ‘Happy Fourth’ to his old coach, Mike McCarthy. As we all know, Happy Fourth backwards is htruof yppah, and I’m pretty sure that’s code for ‘I’d like to play again next season.’”

The source also revealed four 20-second phone calls late Sunday night to Aaron Rodgers’ number, which – despite Rodgers’ denials – many are speculating may be prank calls.

“Yes, my family has had problems recently with prank calls, but it’s something we’re taking care of privately,” the new Packers QB said. “Oh and Brett, if you’re listening, we have caller ID. I’m just saying.”

Records also show that Favre played a game on his cell phone – reportedly involving a snake, eating apples and avoiding the walls – for six hours on Monday morning. It is still up in the air what impact this will have on his decision to return to the NFL.

“Brett only got to Level 5, which everyone who has ever played that game knows is pretty pathetic,” the source said. “It would probably be inappropriate for me to draw parallels between the snake game and returning to the NFL, but fuck it: Brett Favre sucks at cell phone games, and it’s driving him back to football.”

The source added that he maxed out on Level 12 of the snake game, and that he has a friend who once reached Level 16.

Favre and the Packers front office are still refusing to comment on the situation. In an ironic twist, neither the team nor the quarterback are answering SSNN’s phone calls.

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