Subscribe To Our Site!

Hot Topics:

Main Menu

Home

About

Features

Submit

Facebook

MySpace

Friends

NSR

Contact

Mad-Libs

Archives

Gallery

Sponsors

Advertise

Subscribe

Jobs

SCNN

Pryzms

Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets , Basketball Tickets , Baseball Tickets , College Basketball Tickets , Tennis Tickets , PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets , and Super Bowl Tickets.

Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com

Check out EnglishHarbour Network, the best and trusted online casino providing the online slots, table games and other casino games. Visit us for the best online gambling experience and great casino bonuses.

Cheap Sports Tickets
14 major suppliers
mega major $$$ deals
... Sports Ticket Depot.

TOUTHOUSE.COM
NFL Betting Predictions, Free NFL Picks and Current Football Odds

Brett Favre |New Curse

Ticket Solutions
Sports Tickets
NFL
Baseball
Super Bowl
World Series
NCAA Tournament

See the DC United Playoffs with MLS tickets. All your other favorite sports events tickets are also at RazorGator.

Cheap Premium Tickets.com
Get tickets to your favorite sporting events including New York Giants tickets, Pittsburgh Steelers tickets, Detroit Red Wings tickets, Los Angeles Lakers tickets, San Francisco Giants tickets and more.


OSU denies interviewing Self impersonators for head coaching vacancy

Travis Ford could be a Bill Self lookalike

  • Digg
  • Google
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Technorati
  • Furl
  • YahooMyWeb
  • Fark

STILLWATER, OK — In a hastily assembled press conference this morning, members of Oklahoma State University’s athletic department denied rumors it had interviewed several Bill Self impersonators to replace fired coach Sean Sutton as the head of its men’s basketball program.

Self, the head coach of the NCAA champion Kansas Jayhawks and a former player and assistant coach at OSU, turned down the school’s offer of a contract worth upwards of $4 million per year in favor of an extension with Kansas. OSU athletic director Mike Holder denied having any knowledge of a scheme to hire someone who looked and talked like Self.

“I don’t think there even is such a thing,” Holder told reporters. “He may be the greatest basketball coach to ever live, but it’s not like he’s Elvis or anything.”

Oklahoma State instead hired former Massachusetts coach Travis Ford to take over the team. Ford, a former player at Kentucky under Rick Pitino, denied trying to look or sound like Self.

“I’m my own man,” Ford told SSNN. “I’m a lot shorter than Self, for one thing, and my hick accent sounds a lot different than his.”

When questioned further, Ford did not deny that his suit looks a lot like something Self would wear. “We all wear the same style of suits. They’re standard issue once you become a graduate assistant.”

Holder also denied rumors of a tape made secretly by a source within the Cowboys’ athletic department, in which Holder says, “We can get one that looks just like Self – no one will ever know the difference. Boone Pickens will give him a huge contract, and we can pocket the difference. It shouldn’t be that hard to find a tall, flabby, middle-aged white guy.”

While refusing to comment on OSU’s situation specifically, Self did admit that he keeps several look-alikes on staff “in case of assassination attempts.”

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS feed and get hilarious sports news every day. Thanks for visiting!

Labels: , , , , , , ,

Posted on April 18th, 2008

Subscribe To Our Site!

Got a headline idea? Click here to submit it... and be sure to visit our Facebook page!


Be the first to leave a comment on this story below...

You must be logged in to post a comment.


Search Our Site

  

Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter

Enter your Email


Check Out These Classics

Multimedia News

Vertical Soccer


It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!

View Multimedia Archives...

Photo Gallery

Get the Flash Player to see the slideshow.

Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...

Featured News

News In Brief

Get Free Sports Picks including March Madness Picks, Sports Betting Strategy and the 2008 March Madness Bracket From Doc's College Basketball handicappers

Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.

Sports fans may not always be serious about their news, but they're serious about their tickets. For NBA Playoffs tickets or Raptors tickets in Toronto, or Cowboys tickets online, CTC has a serious selection of the best sports tickets on the web. Get NY Giants tickets and sold out Super Bowl tickets too!

Serious Online Sports Betting at BetUS - America's favorite Sportsbook. Bet on any sport - football, tennis, UFC, golf or basketball.