Main Menu

Home	About
Features	Submit
Facebook	MySpace
Friends	NSR
Contact	Mad-Libs
Archives	Gallery
Sponsors	Advertise
Subscribe	Jobs
SCNN	Twitter!
Free picks!

Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets , Basketball Tickets , Baseball Tickets , College Basketball Tickets , Tennis Tickets , PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets , and Super Bowl Tickets.

Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com

Check out EnglishHarbour Network, the best and trusted online casino providing the online slots, table games and other casino games. Visit us for the best online gambling experience and great casino bonuses.

Cheap Sports Tickets
14 major suppliers
mega major $$$ deals
... Sports Ticket Depot.

TOUTHOUSE.COM
NFL Betting Predictions, Free NFL Picks and Current Football Odds

Brett Favre |New Curse

Ticket Solutions
Sports Tickets
NFL
Baseball
Super Bowl
World Series
NCAA Tournament

See the DC United Playoffs with MLS tickets. All your other favorite sports events tickets are also at RazorGator.

Cheap Premium Tickets.com
Get tickets to your favorite sporting events including New York Giants tickets, Pittsburgh Steelers tickets, Detroit Red Wings tickets, Los Angeles Lakers tickets, San Francisco Giants tickets and more.

News Item

Stanford mathletes solve famous Trojan Theorem

After the surprising upset of Southern California, nine “mathletes” at Stanford University proved that it was possible for an incompetent football team coached by a psychotic ex-quarterback dud to defeat a national championship contender, solving the age-old Trojan Theorem that has befuddled mathemeticians for years.

“We knew from studying the numbers that mathematically there was a chance,” math team standout Michael Woo said. “I don’t want to say that it was one in a million, but look at their athletes. It still feels weird saying that word.”

When asked if there was any concern about the name of the theorem and the possibility of it being mixed up with the condom brand, Woo simply responded “huh?”

“Look, we’re not here to sell real estate. We just want to show people that, mathematically, anything is possible. There are still several other things we wish to prove by year’s end, but who knows what will happen.”

The team will now set their sights on the “Lopez ratio,” a theorem involving Stanford’s basketball twin tandem, Brook and Robin Lopez. They are mainly trying to figure out how much testosterone is shared between these two “men.” They are set to prove that the amount is less than one complete man, thus they plan on petitioning the NCAA to allow the brothers to serve as only one player when on the floor simultaneously.

When told that Brook Lopez was academically ineligible for the Fall Semester, Woo seemed unworried.

“Trust me,” he chirped. “Those two aren’t going anywhere.”

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS feed and get hilarious sports news every day. Thanks for visiting!

Labels: academics, Brook Lopez, college basketball, John David Booty, mathletes, NCAA, NCAA basketball, NCAA football, Pac-10, Robin Lopez, Stanford Cardinal, USC Trojans

Posted on December 30th, 2007

Got a headline idea? Click here to submit it... and be sure to visit our Facebook page!

Other Related News Items

• Elderly secretary’s confusion lands Lopez brothers at top of WNBA draft boards (April 2, 2008)
• God manipulating games to win bracket contest (March 25, 2008)
• Madsen seen checking out a Playboy magazine at Los Angeles Public Library (November 20, 2008)
• Obama hopes to bring an NBA team to Washington DC (November 25, 2008)

Link To This Post

<a target="_blank" href="http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2007/12/stanford-mathletes-solve-famous-trojan-theorem.html" title="Stanford mathletes solve famous Trojan Theorem">Stanford mathletes solve famous Trojan Theorem</a>

Comments

Be the first to leave a comment on this story below...

Leave A Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Search Our Site

  

Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter

Enter your Email

Check Out These Classics

• Red Sox hoping to trade for a big bat for the rest of the postseason, like Manny Ramirez
• Derek Anderson settles vendetta against fan, will resume being a good quarterback
• Dead cardinal, white sock found under Bartman’s seat at Wrigley
• Dunn reveals relation to Paul Bunyan
• NASCAR to provide Jeff Gordon with ‘Jeff Gordon’ bonus

Multimedia News

Vertical Soccer

It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!

View Multimedia Archives...

Photo Gallery

Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...

Featured News

• Pacman to Ditka: “From my cold, dead hands!”
• Kornheiser spends most Sunday nights sleeping in a Dumpster
• Roger Goodell Pardons Culpepper
• Tony Romo declares he’s “really into ginger ale”
• Vick pleads guilty, sentenced to four years as Lions QB
• Older Featured News...

News In Brief

• GroupWrite: Favre calls McCain, tells him how to beat Obama
• GroupWrite: Lebron James taking election day off to get out the vote
• GroupWrite: Michael Vick to rehabilitate with Cowboys
• GroupWrite: Oden to dress up as NBA player for Halloween
• BREAKING NEWS: McCain admits he doesn’t know who Hamels is; election in jeopardy
• Older News In Brief...

Get Free Sports Picks from: Doc - A 36 year veteran Robert Ferringo Strike Point Sports Allen Eastman Vegas Sports Informer

Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.

Sports fans may not always be serious about their news, but they're serious about their tickets. For NBA Playoffs tickets or Raptors tickets in Toronto, or Cowboys tickets online, CTC has a serious selection of the best sports tickets on the web. Get NY Giants tickets and sold out Super Bowl tickets too!

Pickspal.com
Football Picks
College Football Picks

MTC Tickets
Sold Out Events Tickets
Justin Timberlake Tour
American Idol Seats
Broadway Theater Tickets
Sold Out Sports Tickets
Hot Concert Tickets
March Madness Tickets

Golf is at its finest with Masters Tickets, while other historically important Sports Tickets like the Kentucky Derby Packages, and NFL Super Bowl Tickets are always hard to come by!