Schilling’s wife learns of planned sexual activity from blog

BOSTON, MA — Browsing through the many blog feeds on her Google home page, Shonda Schilling recently read that’s she’ll soon be the object of her husband’s sexual desire. Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling listed his off-season goals in a recent post on 38pitches.com – they included finding a new team for the 2008 season, winning another championship, and having lots of sex. Schilling did not go into great detail about any of the aforementioned goals, but he did say that, “if experience has shown me anything, it’s that I have to set certain goals for every off-season, and concentrate on making those goals become a reality.” Schilling has often used his site to keep his fans informed of his latest thoughts and future plans. As he stated in Wednesday’s entry, “this site is meant to keep those who admire me up to date on the goings-on in my life. I want everyone to know just where I stand on issues like free agency and steroids, and how I plan on acting out my carnal desires.” Schilling also noted that if Shonda wasn’t receptive to his advances, there were at least twelve other suitors who’d be happy to pay for his “services.”

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