Panthers hope Carr plays better with concussion

CHARLOTTE, NC — The Carolina Panthers are hoping that a concussion suffered by quarterback David Carr might work to the team’s advantage. Since entering the league as the number one overall pick of the Texans six years ago, Carr has struggled to find consistency and success in the league.

“David’s problem is that he thinks too much,” Panthers Quarterbacks Coach Mike McCoy told SSNN. “With the concussion, obviously, the thinking ability of a player is likely to be severely hampered. It’s all instinct and reaction. We’re hoping that a spaced out David will lead to fewer questionable decisions.”

When starting QB Jake Delhomme was lost for the season, Panther fans hoped Carr would be able to step in and lead the team. However, Carr quickly reverted to his old form – panicking in the pocket and locking in on receivers.

Panthers Head Coach John Fox told reporters that Carr’s concussion could save his career. “He got the crap kicked out of him in Houston and it really messed him up. But who knows, with the concussion, he could become a totally different quarterback – one who’s not afraid to stand in the pocket and take a hit. Or at least one who has no idea that hit is coming and therefore no fear.”

“As long as Andre Johnson is out there, I think we have a real chance,” said a visibly dazed Carr. “Whether it’s me or Sage Rosenfels out there, with the defense this Texans team has, we can really stay in this thing.”

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