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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Randy Moss excited to come out of retirement

Remember how exciting it was when Randy Moss had just joined the Patriots, and he was getting ready to resurrect his career? Well, here’s some help…

FOXBORO, MA — “Lots of people don’t think of it that way, but Oakland’s a great place to retire to,” Randy Moss told SSNN in reference to his years as an Oakland Raider. “I could just kick back and not try. I mean, I didn’t try at practice, I didn’t try during the games… Heck, I didn’t even give it my all during the National Anthem. I just hummed.” Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was asked how he could tell Moss wasn’t washed up, and was simply in temporary retirement – “Spy cams,” the coach responded. “If you saw Randy running off the field at halftime, or to his car after a game, you could see the speed was still there. And all you had to do was see him at a strip club catching a pair of tearaway crotchless panties to know his hands were still big league.” When asked if it bothered his conscience to collect a check for doing nothing, Moss offered to pay for psychiatric help for the reporter. The controversial wideout did add that he will be co-authoring a self-help book entitled, Screw ‘Em Until You Get Your Way. “I’m all about sharing,” Moss said, smiling.

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Labels: Bill Belichick, New England Patriots, NFL, Oakland Raiders, Randy Moss, spy cam

Posted on November 15th, 2007

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