WNBA passes baseball as number one thing men think about to prevent ejaculation

CHICAGO, IL — In a surprising report released this past week, it appears that the WNBA has overtaken baseball as the number one thing men choose to think about when they wish to delay ejaculation during intercourse.

“We’re quite shocked actually,” said Dr. Gus Marks-Hamilton, head of the Chicago-based research group. “We really had no idea the WNBA had this kind of effect on male performance.”

Conducted over the past year, the study claims test subjects, males ranging in age from 21-55, performed an average of 15 to 20 minutes longer when they pictured a WNBA game as opposed to a baseball game, regardless of how sexually excited they had become.

“It’s hard to tell at this time if it’s the lack of offense or just the general displeasing aesthetic of the players that turns men off”, added Marks-Hamilton, “but whatever it is it really seems to do the trick.”

Representatives for the WNBA were unavailable for comment, but it is rumored that the league will make attempts to cash in on the study. A new marketing campaign for the league is in development. Replacing the old slogan, “WNBA - This is our game” will be “WNBA - The Anti-Viagra.”

It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!