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Pamela Anderson named new Knicks assistant
NEW YORK, NY — New York Knicks GM Isiah Thomas announced today that the embattled franchise has hired Pamela Anderson as its new marketing director, replacing Anucha Brown Sanders. Sanders, who won an eleven million dollar judgment against the team, was simply not as well-suited to handle the responsibilities as Anderson, Thomas said. “Physically, Pam is going to bring a lot to this team,” he said. “She is very talented, and we are certainly looking forward to enjoying her athleticism and monstrous bozangas.” But, Thomas said, it’s emotionally where Anderson is going to really shine. “The abuse that I levied upon [that bitch] is nothing compared to the unbridled and unfettered emotional onslaught that I will rain upon Pam as the years go on,” Thomas said. “And you know what? She can take it. After all, this is a woman who was married to Kid Rock. And Tommy Lee. There is virtually nothing that she can’t take.”
Labels: Anucha Browne Sanders, breasts, Isiah Thomas, Kid Rock, New York Knicks, Pamela Anderson, sexual harassment, Tommy Lee
Posted on October 25th, 2007
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