Holliday finds $100 bill in coat he hasn’t worn for a year

DENVER, CO — As Matt Holliday prepared to leave his house for yesterday’s game, he realized that he needed a coat to battle the blustery Colorado temperatures.

So, he went to his closet and pulled out a red, corduroy-style jacket from J. Crew that he hadn’t worn in nearly a year. When he put it on, he found a surprise.

“I reached into the pocket, and voilà, there was a hundred dollar bill. Awesome,” Holliday told SSNN. “Finding a c-note is so much better than getting one from an ATM – it’s like hitting the jackpot. Things seem to be going pretty well for me right now.”

Holliday reported that his recent good fortune extends to other areas of his life. “Well, the dishwasher that I was supposed to get fixed after the season, that seems to have fixed itself,” he said. “One day, about 28 or 29 days ago, it just started working. So I guess I don’t need to worry about that.”

Holliday also reported that his fantasy football team is 6-0 even though it has the third-lowest point total, and the IRS recently informed him that they’re cancelling a planned audit of Holliday because they are “too busy.”

“What can I say?” Holliday asked. “When you’re hot, you’re hot.”

It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!