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Unborn Brady child ranked #21 fantasy QB

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FOXBORO, MA — ESPN’s resident fantasy expert Matthew Berry is no stranger to going out on a limb, and this year is no different. In the recently posted fantasy football quarterback rankings, he’s listed Tom Brady’s unborn child at #21, just behind Buffalo Bills QB J.P. Losman.

“Sources tell me it’s going to be a boy, and check this out: we know that Brady is going to be nuts this year, finally with someone with a pulse to throw to, and Bridget Moynahan was an all-state pitcher on her high school softball team. The kid’s going to have a cannon. He’ll probably be able to throw farther with his left hand than Chad Pennington can with his right. You know, assuming the kid’s a righty.”

Many fantasy experts are skeptical that a newborn baby can play professional football, citing their initially soft skull, lack of communication skills, and habit of shitting and pissing themselves. But Berry remains adamant.

“Are you trying to tell me that Atlanta wouldn’t want Tom Brady’s kid over Joey Harrington? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hell, Rex Grossman looked to be crapping himself in half the Bears’ games last year, and they went to the Super Bowl!”

In related news, Berry has once again predicted that St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson is going to suck.

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Posted on August 2nd, 2007

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