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Dukes takes swing at reconciliation with “Dick in a Box”

ORLANDO, FL — In an unexpected attempt at reconciliation, Elijah Dukes violated his restraining order and presented his wife with a gift: his dick, in a box. Dukes allegedly showed up at NiShea Dukes’ parents house on Sunday afternoon, carrying a professionally wrapped silver gift box in front of his midsection. When NiShea answered the door, Dukes said, she threatened to call the police. He was, however, able to get her to open the box. “I had taken care of steps one and two, so step three was all that was left for her,” Dukes said. “All of a sudden I look down, and there’s that junk that I know so well,” the lady Dukes told SSNN. “I thought I might be mad – especially considering how many people have seen it recently – but it was really kind of sweet.” Dukes and his wife are currently said to be expecting a third child, and considering giving it another shot. “I’m not gonna buy her a diamond ring,” Dukes said. “That sort of gift don’t mean anything.”

Labels: Dick in a Box, Elijah Dukes, MLB, Tampa Bay Rays

Posted on July 20th, 2007

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