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NBA officials send Wade to line
SAN ANTONIO, TX — After a late-night meeting, the NBA officiating committee has decided to call a preemptive flagrant foul on the Dallas Mavericks for the next time they face the Miami Heat. Dwyane Wade will be awarded two shots and the ball. In a Tuesday press release, the officials declared that 
“Dwyane Wade will almost certainly be fouled by the Mavs the next time they play. We’re just trying to get a jump on the inevitable. In all likelihood he’ll be shooting free throws for 35 or 40 minutes, but we wanted to start slowly.” When SSNN writers asked Mark Cuban for comment, his head simply exploded. NBA officials are also looking into preemptive violations against Kobe Bryant for assaulting foreign players and Drew Gooden for, “that ridiculous patch of hair.”
Labels: Dallas Mavericks, Dwyane Wade, Mark Cuban, Miami Heat, NBA, referees
Posted on June 12th, 2007
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