McNabb speaks out

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is telling anyone who will listen how angry he is with his employers. The Eagles drafted University of Houston quarterback Kevin Kolb with their first pick in the NFL Draft, 36th overall. “Andy [Reid, Eagles head coach] told me they were worried about my injury history,” McNabb said. “Then he tells me the organization was also worried about my inability to win big games, Jeff Garcia outplaying me last year, and my vomiting problem.” McNabb told SSNN that outside of all that, the team had no reason to draft a QB. He made it clear that he would have made a very different choice. “What about getting me another wide receiver to feud with?” he asked. “If they’re really worried about the little vomiting incident, what about drafting some Pepto Bismol? At the very least, get me some Campbell’s Soup! You know the McNabb’s love Campbell’s – it’s all my mom fed me growing up.”

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