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Owens to Release Second Book
DALLAS, TX — After having great success with the children’s book he released last year, Terrell Owens has wasted no time in announcing the release of a second book due out sometime this summer. T.O.’s Big Book of Poetry will be a collection of haikus Owens has written over the years, and many expect it to reveal an emotional side of the troubled receiver. Apparently Owens sees haiku as a stress reliever, and says it has helped him deal with the pressures of an NFL career. “This is a way for me to show people that I’m not just the greatest athlete the world has ever seen,” the five-time Pro Bowler said. “I want people to understand that behind this chiseled physique and god-like talent, I’m just a poet looking to bare my soul. Just like I’ve done with football, I’m going to take the poetry game to a whole new level. It’s gonna be hot.” In order to give people a taste of what he is capable of, Owens released a couple samples of his work to several media outlets, including SSNN.
Don’t get mad at me,
I’m not trying to drop it;
Blame the quarterback
I love me some me,
I can’t get enough of me;
Bring me a mirror
Much like Owens’ other extracurricular pursuits, this is sure to be a hot topic throughout the sports world. According to Owens, the book will also delve into some of the other issues that have put him in the headlines: gay quarterbacks, slow quarterbacks, dumb quarterbacks, dumb coaches, fat coaches, jealous teammates and at least one section completely dedicated to alligator arms.
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Labels: Dallas Cowboys, haiku, NFL, poetry, Terrell Owens
Posted on April 29th, 2007
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