Mavs sign real veteran Pro

DALLAS, TX — The Dallas Mavericks currently have the best record in the NBA and are getting ready to make their playoff run, their sights set on an NBA Title. In an attempt to strengthen their current roster, the team has decided to add 44-year old Kevin Willis to the roster. Despite the fact that Willis sat out for the entire 2005-2006 season and most of the current one, Coach Avery Johnson feels he can be a solid contributor to the squad. “I saw him playing on that Pros vs. Joes show on Spike, and I was extremely impressed,” the one-time Mavs point guard said. “In a word, he was dominant. If you can hang with the superior athletes that compete on those shows – well, that’s more than good enough for us.” In the wake of the Willis signing, other teams destined for the NBA playoffs are looking at tapes of P vs. J. SSNN investigators have heard whispers of the Chicago Bulls negotiating with Xavier McDaniel, and the Miami Heat is apparently looking at Muggsy Bogues.

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