Main Menu

Home	About
Features	Submit
Facebook	MySpace
Friends	NSR
Contact	Mad-Libs
Archives	Gallery
Sponsors	Advertise
Subscribe	Jobs
SCNN	Twitter!
Free picks!

Go to Vividseats.com to get all hard-to-find Sports Tickets, including all NCAA Football Tickets , Basketball Tickets , Baseball Tickets , College Basketball Tickets , Tennis Tickets , PGA Tickets, NASCAR Tickets, NFL Tickets , and Super Bowl Tickets.

Get free NFL picks from PicksNFL.com
Wunderdog Sports is your source for football picks Get free football picks at TopTenCappers.com

Check out EnglishHarbour Network, the best and trusted online casino providing the online slots, table games and other casino games. Visit us for the best online gambling experience and great casino bonuses.

Cheap Sports Tickets
14 major suppliers
mega major $$$ deals
... Sports Ticket Depot.

TOUTHOUSE.COM
NFL Betting Predictions, Free NFL Picks and Current Football Odds

Brett Favre |New Curse

Ticket Solutions
Sports Tickets
NFL
Baseball
Super Bowl
World Series
NCAA Tournament

See the DC United Playoffs with MLS tickets. All your other favorite sports events tickets are also at RazorGator.

Cheap Premium Tickets.com
Get tickets to your favorite sporting events including New York Giants tickets, Pittsburgh Steelers tickets, Detroit Red Wings tickets, Los Angeles Lakers tickets, San Francisco Giants tickets and more.

News Item

Miller credits female headgear for performance

MEMPHIS, TN — It’s hard to find any sort of positive this season for the Memphis Grizzlies. They are currently 17-51 with fourteen games left and will likely finish with the worst record in the NBA. Still, the play of forward Mike Miller has garnered attention around the league, and some feel he is a candidate for the Sixth Man of the Year Award. Averaging 18.5 points, 4 assists and 5 rebounds a game off the bench is impressive, even for a terrible team [Ed. Note: Actually, these gaudy statistics put him second on the Grizz in scoring and rebounding, as well as third in assists, and beg the question of why he hasn't been in the starting lineup all season.] SSNN caught up with the Miller and were surprised to find out the source of his spectacular season. “I started wearing this ladies-style headband this year and it’s done wonders for my game,” the former fifth overall pick said. “These things are great – I can get any color I want and really spice up my look on the court. I have a ton of them that my girlfriends and I trade back and forth.” Apparently, this particular style of headgear keeps his long hair out of his face gives him the unobstructed court view he’s been searching for since high school. It’s been so useful, he’s changed his perspective on women’s accessories: “Headbands are only the beginning for me. Wait ’till you see my new Coach man-bag. You’re just going to die.”

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our newsletter or RSS feed and get hilarious sports news every day. Thanks for visiting!

Labels: hair, Memphis Grizzlies, Mike Miller, NBA

Posted on March 23rd, 2007

Got a headline idea? Click here to submit it... and be sure to visit our Facebook page!

Other Related News Items

• Jake Long demands trade from Dolphins (April 23, 2008)
• Antoine Walker looking to replace Oliver Miller as “Fattest Timberwolf Ever” (October 30, 2007)
• Longhorn fans confused by new game (March 31, 2008)
• Offices around US crippled by Match Play pools (February 27, 2007)

Link To This Post

<a target="_blank" href="http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2007/03/miller-credits-female-headgear-for-performance.html" title="Miller credits female headgear for performance">Miller credits female headgear for performance</a>

Comments

Be the first to leave a comment on this story below...

Leave A Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Search Our Site

  

Subscribe to SSNN's Newsletter

Enter your Email

Check Out These Classics

• Millions of "die-hard" Red Sox fans celebrate no-hitter by "some dude"
• Mock draft administrator clearly a virgin
• Carpenter injury actually from Red Rover
• McCain makes waiver claim on Paul Hornung
• Sheffield and Ventura join same Facebook group

Multimedia News

Vertical Soccer

It’s going to be tough for this sport to sweep any nations, but it’s still pretty frickin’ cool!

View Multimedia Archives...

Photo Gallery

Visit our Gallery for a full listing of images...

Featured News

• Pacman to Ditka: “From my cold, dead hands!”
• Kornheiser spends most Sunday nights sleeping in a Dumpster
• Roger Goodell Pardons Culpepper
• Tony Romo declares he’s “really into ginger ale”
• Vick pleads guilty, sentenced to four years as Lions QB
• Older Featured News...

News In Brief

• GroupWrite: Favre calls McCain, tells him how to beat Obama
• GroupWrite: Lebron James taking election day off to get out the vote
• GroupWrite: Michael Vick to rehabilitate with Cowboys
• GroupWrite: Oden to dress up as NBA player for Halloween
• BREAKING NEWS: McCain admits he doesn’t know who Hamels is; election in jeopardy
• Older News In Brief...

Get Free Sports Picks from: Doc - A 36 year veteran Robert Ferringo Strike Point Sports Allen Eastman Vegas Sports Informer

Want CHEAP sports tickets? From NASCAR tickets to WWE tickets, or Red Sox tickets, Final Four tickets to discount Super Bowl tickets, find great deals on all kinds of event tickets here.

Sports fans may not always be serious about their news, but they're serious about their tickets. For NBA Playoffs tickets or Raptors tickets in Toronto, or Cowboys tickets online, CTC has a serious selection of the best sports tickets on the web. Get NY Giants tickets and sold out Super Bowl tickets too!

Pickspal.com
Football Picks
College Football Picks

MTC Tickets
Sold Out Events Tickets
Justin Timberlake Tour
American Idol Seats
Broadway Theater Tickets
Sold Out Sports Tickets
Hot Concert Tickets
March Madness Tickets

Golf is at its finest with Masters Tickets, while other historically important Sports Tickets like the Kentucky Derby Packages, and NFL Super Bowl Tickets are always hard to come by!